Mulch Ado About Nothing

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Spotted in Easton, MD:  a properly mulched street tree!  This is a sighting as rare as that of a Yeti – in fact, every other tree on that street sported the usual volcano of mulch heaped up against the tree’s trunk.    Why just the one triumph of good horticultural practice?   Perhaps there is just one town employee who has listened to the pleas to stop burying trees alive in shredded bark; perhaps the anomalous groundsman was disciplined after deviating from the norm.

Sighted in Easton — properly mulched tree

I was down in Easton, the center of  Maryland’s Eastern Shore, to visit Ruth Clausen, my horticultural mentor and co-author (with me) of Essential Perennials.  We were putting together a workshop on propagating perennials which we will teach at the Philadelphia Flower Show on March 3rd at 2 p.m., and visiting Adkins Arboretum in Ridgely, MD, where we found the skunk cabbage already in bloom – if skunk cabbage (Symplocarpus foetidus) enjoyed a more flattering common name it would be a garden fixture with its fascinating, early season flower and luxuriant foliage.  Skunk cabbage plants actually heat up in late winter, metabolizing nutrients stored in their roots to melt the surrounding surface soil so that they can poke up their precocious blossoms for the benefit of early pollinators — flies and other early insects find a warm refuge inside the hooded flowers.

“SKUNKCABBAGE-MOSS-400X575” by Sue Sweeney

 

As special as the flowers were, however, and the Arboretum’s fine specimens of native hollies and other trees, the real excitement of the visit was that street tree’s mulch.  It was spotted after a dinner with wine and was initially suspected to be an alcoholic apparition. Why is the urge to fatally smother tree trunks so universal in this country?  How did such a destructive practice become the norm?  More important, how do we stop it?

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Thomas Christopher
on February 7, 2015 at 9:17 am, in the category Ministry of Controversy.

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6 Comments

  1. 27th September 2016 at 7:15 pm —

    Hilarious. Great article.

  2. 7th November 2016 at 10:00 am —

    Its not the name that keeps Skunk Cabbage from being a popular horticulture plant its the smell.

  3. 15th November 2016 at 6:10 am —

    Like other flowers which attract flies as pollinators, it also is colored rather like rotting flesh. Still pretty. If I planted it the neighbors would probably blame the smell – quite unfairly – on my compost piles.

  4. 16th November 2016 at 2:58 am —

    I suspect it’s only one tree because it wasn’t the city employee who finished it. He or she buried all the trees similarly, but a resident of the apartment complex or the owner of a shop knelt down and saved the tree. She then looked sadly up and down the street at the others, but shook her head sadly as she realized once again that she couldn’t maintain the whole city by herself.

  5. 16th November 2016 at 8:56 pm —

    I agree with Kermit at 11:02 p.m (unfortunately).

  6. 21st November 2016 at 4:22 pm —

    Carry a garden claw and attack the problem when you see it.

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